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How to survive a zombie attack
- A quick how-to lesson on survivig zombie attacks, just in time for Halloween
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What men really hear
- I think there should've been more mention of sex, but this is very accurate
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/23/2009
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Wonder Woman thighs
- Holy shit! This girl is the one I want to marry. Great legs, and she pops a watermelon with those hot thighs.
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/23/2009
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Cutting guide for Emos
- Hey Emos...this is how to cut. Forgot that half-ass cutting stuff you do and man up!
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/23/2009
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Shitfaced Russian drunks
- You can't get much drunker than this and live. At least the one guy hung on to his umbrella, while wallowing in the mud
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/23/2009
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Smoking naked around your dog can kill you
- Especially when he buries his cold nose in your ass crack while you're leaning out the window to smoke
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/22/2009
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PWNED Accidentally shot by AK47
- A company hires an Afghani officer to test their body armor by having him fire at it with an AK47 while it's being held over another guy's head....
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/22/2009
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Crash compilation
- Fails, falls, crashes, smashes, faceplants, ownage and pwnage, all in one nice vid
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/22/2009
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Too funny...girly boys "fighting"
- God, these pansies are lame. Wearing girl jeans, long hair, and not a muscle between the two of them. I wish I could say there was blood and...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/22/2009
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Baby does great Evil Eye
- He's got the look down perfectly
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/20/2009
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Human Airsoft Target Gets Bloody Owned
- This tool takes his shirt off and let 5 guys shoot him multiple times. One of them is shooting the shotgun and one has 2 pistols. Welts are all...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/20/2009
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Black dude salvia freak out
- He doesn't think it's doing anything then freaks out and goes paranoid, staring at the walls and running in several different directions before...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/20/2009
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Two shots to the head and he screams like a bitch
- Lol: "My balls dude. They went up in my stomach"
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/20/2009
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Jeff does a faceplant
- Jeff has not been getting enough greens in his diet. This faceplant takes care of that
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/20/2009
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MASSIVE zit. Holy shit, that thing was full!
- Extremely nasty and gross! Enough pus comes out of that zit to spread on a dozen or more bagels. I'm feeling queasy now, but i've got worse ones...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/20/2009
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Intentional Nutshot. Dumbass!
- This idiot takes a running start and jumps downhill nuts-first onto a metal railing. He's in the air a good 10 feet before he makes contact....
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/19/2009
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EPIC chair faceplant
- Why? Why would someone do this? A face-first fall from a box onto a metal chair.
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/19/2009
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Nipple piercing with a pellet gun. WTF?
- This guy's "friend" uses a pair of pliers to pull his nipple waaaaaaay out, and another friend shoots it from the side with a pellet gun. Blood...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/19/2009
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Frodo gay orgy from LOTR
- This has the whole cast from Lord of the Rings, all gathered around Frodo in bed while the original music is playing. But the noises Frodo is...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/19/2009
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Rubber band ownage
- Chubby kid gets shot in the belly by a giant rubber band, leaving a giant welt. I think it needs a couple more replays to get the point across
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/19/2009
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GRAPHIC! Sick bastards use live kittens as fishbait
- DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED! This video sickened me. I debated for 2 days about uploading it. These sick scum use kittens as bait for...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/14/2009
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The difference between men and women
- A cleric explains the thinking processes of the sexes. Now we understand!
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/15/2009
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Extreme Kid Takedown by Football Player
- This kid gets absolutely leveled by a wide receiver, who smashes into him and knocks him head-first into the wall. It's a wonder the kid didn't...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/15/2009
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Shotgunning a beer while getting tazed
- Now that's entertainment! The shock locks his muscles and he spews out the beer
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/15/2009
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How to set a broken finger
- Nope, that's not it. As drunk as he was, that pain got through to him. Nice cussing in Russian, too
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/15/2009
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Idiot Loses a Bet, Gets a Dick Tatoo on His Back
- Yeah, he's gonna be really hard pressed to explain that to his kids. "Well you see kids, I lost a bet and had this really neat cock and balls tat...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/16/2009
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Carnivorous cow eats a chicken
- Yep, real cow, real baby chicken. I think we have a problem on our hands here. This cow hates Chick-Fil-A restaurants or something
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/16/2009
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Car Wrecks Into 3rd Floor of Church
- That driver had to be hauling some serious ass to get airborne high enough to crash his car into the 3rd floor of this church. Crazy Germans and...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/16/2009
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How NOT to get away from the police
- So close, and yet so fail. Motorcyclist hauls ass the wrong way on a street to elude police, only to ram head-on into another verhicle. Guess who...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/16/2009
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Eye pussy?
- This guy broke his nose sparring. When he tries to blow his nose now, his eyes swells up like a hairless vag. Somebody gonna rape dat fool's eye!
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/16/2009
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Stupidity is its own reward. KO time
- Letting someone hit you full-force in the face...what a great idea! Well, except for getting knocked the fuck out, having a nice gash cut through...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/16/2009
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A car with a vag and the man who humps it
- Great concept car with a built-in vag, for those who want to take their love of cars to an all new level
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/17/2009
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Interactive toilet with built-in games
- An idea whose time has come! By peeing on your target, you can even play Space Invaders in these toilets, or vote for your favorite Democrat
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/17/2009
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This Idiot Has a Screw Loose!
- Jerry Springer interviews a tranny who started life as a man, began crossdressing, then had a sex change. BUT...she cut her legs off with a...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/17/2009
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Superman being a rat bastard
- Lol, he cusses out two bikers in this animated short. "Fuck you, you little prick" and other things you never thought Superman would say
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/17/2009
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Granny rocks out to Iron Man
- She's got a future doing covers, I think
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/18/2009
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So WRONG 3 year old girl doing the booty shake
- In some arabic country, this girl's dad is using her to earn money by having her dress and dance like a belly dancer. Pedo Bear has to be there...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/18/2009
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Wonder Woman on PMS=BITCH!
- As happens in real life, one bitchy woman gets everyone pissed off and a fight isn't far behind
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/18/2009
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Sucker punched for bad rap
- I don't blame the puncher. Rap sucks!
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/18/2009
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Fake Heart Attack Doesn't Fool Judge
- This fool tries to get sympathy from a judge by faking a heart attack in her courtroom. She isn't fooled and keeps right on going. He'll have...
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dirteesanchezUploaded 10/12/2009
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dirteesanchez
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About Me
Oct 12: hit Senior User status; First video featured
Oct 18: hit Contributor status; 8th feature
Dec 15: Hit Fanatic status, 22nd feature
Aug 6, 2010: Fucked by Ebaums, as were all who contributed a lot. Way to reward loyalty, shitheads.
If you want a good laugh, check out the media I showcased on my profile about the downhill cheese chase. I know it sounds stupid, but there are tons of face plants, fails, injuries, and other fun things we ebaumers love to see.
Oct 18: hit Contributor status; 8th feature
Dec 15: Hit Fanatic status, 22nd feature
Aug 6, 2010: Fucked by Ebaums, as were all who contributed a lot. Way to reward loyalty, shitheads.
If you want a good laugh, check out the media I showcased on my profile about the downhill cheese chase. I know it sounds stupid, but there are tons of face plants, fails, injuries, and other fun things we ebaumers love to see.
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