Bodily Sensations The Opposite Sex Will Never Experience
Featured 10/28/2015
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1. A 1,500% decrease in toilet aim in the morning and/or after sex.
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2. That feeling during sex when the guy goes a little too deep and hits your cervix. Ouch!
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3. Slap Dancing. That’s when us guys keep our feet planted and twist our upper bodies rapidly to make our dongs swing back and forth, slapping our thighs.
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4. An hour after sex, walking around campus, and then feeling semen fall out of your vagina and squish around in your pants.
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5. Hanging a towel on your dick.
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6. When you fart and rolls up into your vagina instead of back and out.
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7. When you go over a small hill in your car and your testicles experience microgravity.
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8. Pulling out a dry tampon and feeling like you’re ripping your insides out.
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9. When you flush the toilet mid piss and time it perfectly so when you’re done all the piss is already flushed away.
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10. When you sneeze on your period and it feels like you are giving birth to a jellyfish.
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11. When your genitals accidentally brush the inside of the toilet when you’re trying to poop.
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