27 Horrifying Toys That Will Traumatize Your Children Forever

Featured 01/01/2015

What were people thinking when they made this stuff?

1. This playdough injector that's making parents mad.
2. This suggestive Buzz Lightyear.
3. This creepy pregnant baby.
4. Hitler.
5. The "Puberty Doll" allows kids to witness a girl's transformation into a woman. Might be educational, but definitely not for toddlers.
6. An actual stripper pole...with instructional DVD.
7. A doll that actually pees (or flashes people).
8. This unhealthily skinny-but-pregnant teen.
9. The "Oreo Barbie."
10. Penis Gummies.
11. This evil narwhal that impales adorable animals.
12. This pole-dancing toddler.
13. The "Water Wiennie."
14. The suggestively shaped Dora ...thing.
15. This robot Punisher with a huge pocket rocket.
16. The "Cuddle Monkey."
17. Winnie the Pooh with a raging hard on.
18. This Lego Concentration Camp-looking place.
19. This face that looks like it's about to eat your soul.
20. This mouse child creature thing.
21. Triple X-Men.
22. This murderous chimp.
23. Mr. Buttons.
24. Whatever the hell this is.
25. These zombie Ewok babies.
26. This suggestive frozen "toy."
27. Finally, E.T.'s probing finger.

1. This playdough injector that's making parents mad.
2. This suggestive Buzz Lightyear.
3. This creepy pregnant baby.
4. Hitler.
5. The "Puberty Doll" allows kids to witness a girl's transformation into a woman. Might be educational, but definitely not for toddlers.
6. An actual stripper pole...with instructional DVD.
7. A doll that actually pees (or flashes people).
8. This unhealthily skinny-but-pregnant teen.
9. The "Oreo Barbie."
10. Penis Gummies.
11. This evil narwhal that impales adorable animals.
12. This pole-dancing toddler.
13. The "Water Wiennie."
14. The suggestively shaped Dora ...thing.
15. This robot Punisher with a huge pocket rocket.
16. The "Cuddle Monkey."
17. Winnie the Pooh with a raging hard on.
18. This Lego Concentration Camp-looking place.
19. This face that looks like it's about to eat your soul.
20. This mouse child creature thing.
21. Triple X-Men.
22. This murderous chimp.
23. Mr. Buttons.
24. Whatever the hell this is.
25. These zombie Ewok babies.
26. This suggestive frozen "toy."
27. Finally, E.T.'s probing finger.