17 Mistakes Every Drunk Person Makes

Featured 11/06/2015 in Funny

Mistakes every drunk person has probably made in their drinking life.

1. Not drinking water or staying hydrated
2. Taking that last shot of the night you convinced your friends you could handle
3. Texting/hooking up with your ex
4. Drunk texting pretty much anyone, for that matter, has rarely led to good things
5. Don't even get me started on drunk dialing
6. Trying to browse social media drunk and liking a pic from 4 years ago
7. Taking and sending provocative pictures
8. Binge eating
9. Becoming a victim to the effects of beer googles
10. Putting on or redoing your makeup when you're already drunk
11. Listening to that TSwift song you know makes you cry every time
12. Getting a little too sexual with acquaintances who don't need to know your kinks
13. And don’t forget sharing too much of your history with total strangers
14. The real struggle is when you spend a little too much rent money on booze
15. Or picking a fight with someone that you clearly have no business arguing with
16. Getting a little too real with your designated driver who’s probably already over your drunk shenanigans
17. Passing out with your clothes and makeup still on when you get home is never the best move

1. Not drinking water or staying hydrated
2. Taking that last shot of the night you convinced your friends you could handle
3. Texting/hooking up with your ex
4. Drunk texting pretty much anyone, for that matter, has rarely led to good things
5. Don't even get me started on drunk dialing
6. Trying to browse social media drunk and liking a pic from 4 years ago
7. Taking and sending provocative pictures
8. Binge eating
9. Becoming a victim to the effects of beer googles
10. Putting on or redoing your makeup when you're already drunk
11. Listening to that TSwift song you know makes you cry every time
12. Getting a little too sexual with acquaintances who don't need to know your kinks
13. And don’t forget sharing too much of your history with total strangers
14. The real struggle is when you spend a little too much rent money on booze
15. Or picking a fight with someone that you clearly have no business arguing with
16. Getting a little too real with your designated driver who’s probably already over your drunk shenanigans
17. Passing out with your clothes and makeup still on when you get home is never the best move