16 Reasons the 90s Sucked
Featured 01/19/2015
The 90s sucked, despite what the internet wants you to believe.
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1. Your mom probably got stabbed trying to buy you a dumb Furby for Christmas
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2. It took longer to download the poster of a movie than it did to actually watch the movie
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3. Cell phones weighed more than newborn babies
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4. We refused to stop watching Pauly Shore movies
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5. There was no texting so you'd accidentally answer killer's phone calls all the time.
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6. You weren't cool unless you always looked like you were hiding a butter churner in the legs of your jeans.
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7. You didn't decide what you were watching this weekend; Blockbuster Video decided what you were going to watch.
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8. You didn't have a GPS, so if you got lost and didn't have a map, you just had to start a new life wherever you ended up.
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9. Will Smith insisted on making an idiotic song to go along with every movie he made.
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10. You constantly felt like Jack Bauer racing against the clock to get everything done online before your AOL hours ran out.
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11. You accidentally saw the ending of The Sixth Sense because when you popped in the VHS tape, your idiot uncle had forgotten to rewind it.
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12. Someone scratched your Korn CD and since there weren't digital backup copies you had to either skip track 8 forever or go to Sam Goody and spend $22 on another copy.
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13. Soda companies kept trying to see who could make money off the most disgusting beverage.
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14. If you missed an episode of your favorite show, there was no Hulu or DVR, so you had to wait and hope there was a rerun in the summer or have your cousin explain everything that happened to you over the phone.
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15. This was a hit song, for some reason.
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16. Oh, and we also thought computers were going to come to life and murder us on New Years.T
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