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1. Getting caught without tampons when aunt flo shows up - Then why don't
you STOCK UP? You knew it's going to be there, so you had about 4 weeks
to prepare. What's the problem?
2. That slut is wearing the same dress as I - it means she likes the same
things you do. You probably would make great friends. You matched! Some
of the best bro friendships started with two guys wearing the same
shirt at a party high fiving each other and automatically becoming best
3. Can't find a hair tie - keep two on your keychain.
4. Running late - how about start getting ready earlier?
5. Cramps - Beer. Beer helps. Men drink a lot of beer. Men rarely get
cramps. Solution? Beer. Most likely.
6. Hair clogging the shower drain - screen the drain. You have old
pantyhose, how about you use them for that. Water goes through, hair
stays. Very simple.
7. All my cute clothes are in the laundry - turn it inside out, throw it
in the dryer for 5 minutes with a dryer sheet stuffed in it. Like new.
8. Two-faced friends - stop hanging out with fake, jealous skanks. How
hard is that?
9. Having nothing to wear - pick SOMETHING. You have tons of clothes. Pick
the first thing you grab. It's that simple.
10. Bra straps slice into your skin - use duct tape. Secure the offending
section with a tiny ball of cotton, and turn it into a cushion with the
11. So hard to find a good guy - you have a damned bench! It's called the
friendzone. Pick a player up from there and let him play. Each of them
is a nice guy you're looking for.
12. Runs in pantyhose - go buy a pair of cheap new ones and change in a
public toilet. What do you think men do when they spill mustard on
their shirts? They go buy a cheap t-shirt and change.
13. Keep getting lipstick on your teeth - use a mouthguard when you apply
it. Then remember not to bite your lips. Easy.
14. Phone has no more storage - delete some of the few thousand selfies you took with it.