TSA's Instagram Shows Some F*cked Up Confiscations

Featured 01/02/2017 in wow

How the hell did they think they could get that past security!?

1. Someone in San Diego thought throwing knives would make a good in-flight companion.
2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was shooting in Atlanta and decided to carry-on their crusty friend.
3. This bad bitch decided to bring her gun and bullet heels through the scanner. What a dummy.
4. This Walking Dead replica is not permitted on most flights . . .
5. KNIFE BELT MOTHER FUCKER!
6. "Um sir actually, it's for my live action role playing adventure later . . ." **loudly slurps Mountain Dew. **
7. "Just going to see my friends in ISIS that live in Napa, what's the problem?!"
8. If you're looking for the perfect gift, why not give a five-bladed flogger to your loved ones. Grandma's birthday is right around the corner!
9. The TSA has confirmed it: PIE CAN FLY! This is good to know for the future.
10. It's all fun and games and cats until someone loses a goddamn eye.
11. "Don't tread on my stabbing bro."
12. Whether your scavaging the post-apocalyptic wasteland or spending a quite sex-dungeon night in with your slave, don't forget this mask.

1. Someone in San Diego thought throwing knives would make a good in-flight companion.
2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was shooting in Atlanta and decided to carry-on their crusty friend.
3. This bad bitch decided to bring her gun and bullet heels through the scanner. What a dummy.
4. This Walking Dead replica is not permitted on most flights . . .
5. KNIFE BELT MOTHER FUCKER!
6. "Um sir actually, it's for my live action role playing adventure later . . ." **loudly slurps Mountain Dew. **
7. "Just going to see my friends in ISIS that live in Napa, what's the problem?!"
8. If you're looking for the perfect gift, why not give a five-bladed flogger to your loved ones. Grandma's birthday is right around the corner!
9. The TSA has confirmed it: PIE CAN FLY! This is good to know for the future.
10. It's all fun and games and cats until someone loses a goddamn eye.
11. "Don't tread on my stabbing bro."
12. Whether your scavaging the post-apocalyptic wasteland or spending a quite sex-dungeon night in with your slave, don't forget this mask.