The trolling of GuitarLover

Decided to do a little trolling on a whim. My baby darling pookie pie BV and I chose GuitarLover at random. Not like we were targeting him. Still hilarious. I made GuitarLover fall in love with me in less than an hour. * Plays harmonica * Let the trolling begin!
Me:Subject: Hi =)So, I know we really don't talk a lot but I was wondering if we are cool? I mean your comments are pretty funny. I'm just tired of being called a whore. How old are you? Where are you from? I'm from Mississippi. Have you ever been to the south? The seafood there is pretty good but I dunno. I'm not a big fan of catfish. Sorry if I run my mouth. I just think we could be pretty good friends because I like guitars too. They are neat. I like music. I like screamo and death metal. Anyways, I think we should be cool friends. I got a lot of shit going on. I'm sure you know about me and Bvmeone. Well, please don't say anything but I have a boyfriend here in Virginia that he doesn't know about. I'm actually dating my little brother's best friend. He's 15 and I don't know if what I'm doing is wrong. =( I feel kinda guilty about the whole thing. I'm trying to take BV's feelings into consideration and also my feelings for my brother's friend. I don't know. I just need some advice. I don't know what to do. I really hate having to sneak around with my boyfriend here. UGH I'm sick of even thinking about all that. Anyways... What's your name? I feel like calling you " Guitarlover " would be just fucking weird. Maybe we can get to know each other a little better. I can tell by your comments towards me you think I'm cute ;) I can tell you'd probably be pretty hot too. Anyways! I gotta go to a yoga class and feed my horse. Not in that order though. tee-hee. You like horses? TTYL babe.
guitarlover Feb 13, 2012 10:51 pmRE: hi =)We're cool. I just get pissed when i reply to a comment of yours and you call me an idiot. I should give you the benefit of the doubt and take it with a grain of salt, but when I'm not sure, I become pissed off and throw disparaging comments back. But we're on Ebaums, so i should know better to take anyone seriously...ha ha....Thanks for the nice comments. Your comments are funny too. I do want to appologize for calling you a whore. I'm really a nice guy once you know me. But I doubt you'd be interested in me cause I'm 47 years old but look 40, and you look like you're 18, or even younger. I'm not fat but have a small beer belly which I can hide pretty just moved from Florida to Los Angeles 6 months ago. I like to play the guitar and haven't been able to now cause I'm living with my sister until I save enough money to get my own place and don't have much time to play cause I'm working odd hours. I drive a Lincoln town car for a Limo comany. ....So you're dating a 15 year old boy?...well you must be even younger than I thought. I won't say anything, it's not my business, but as long as you're not too deep with BV, I guess it's ok, but don't know. If your conscience is bothering you, then only you can decide if it's right or not. I won't share my real name right now because I had trouble here with another user who posted personal info about me here and I got him banned. Then he went on FB and became an imposter and posted some really bad and untrue things that my sister saw. I got him banned of FB too...You can call me Pacman, which is what my friends all call me....I do think you're cute and have a head on your shoulders, but like i said, the age difference may be a problem for you, not me...ha ha...I'm not ugly, but hard to tell if you'd like my face. I do like horses, in fact I love all animals. In fact I like animals more than some humans I know because they aren't scumbags, and don't have an agenda to hurt people other than some predators but that's for survival purposes. That's nice that you're into Yoga, you do look like you keep yourself in good shape. Good luck in Illinois, and maybe I'll find a way to send a face pic of me so you can put a face to the name. Thanks for sending me a shout out and hope to write back more often. We're definitely good, and you can expect me to treat you more like a lady from now on. Believe it or not, I actually felt bad calling you a whore. Be good and stay in touch. View Less 
Me:Subject: Hi =)Oh pacman huh? I like that. It's kinda cute. Would be kinda sexy to roll around in the sack and call your lover pacman =P Got me hot. Anyways, I'm 22. My last boyfriend was 55 so age really never was a factor for me. I'm a firm believer in personalities are more beautiful and helps look past fat. I also have a thing for cute chubby faces. I just want to squish them and kiss then and snuggle up to them and face fuck them. So who was the asshole that got your personal information? What did you do to piss them off? If they are still here I'll help you get revenge. I'll message them and make them think I like them and I'll troll their butt off!!! Nobody messes with my pacman =P. How is Florida btw? Do you live anywhere near mog? He's a pretty cool guys. You two should hang out. He's fun. And you think I'm cute? AWWWWWW thanks Pacman! I bet you're fucking adorable. Yeah and about the whole dating thing.. I dunno how it's going to work with BV. I'm kinda nervous to move to Illinois because I don't think I'm into him like I used to be. First of all I really like the kid here and second of all the sex was pretty bad. =( I like sex... like a lot... like a lot a lot and he cums really quick and gets all emotion afterwards.. I dunno if I can actually deal with that yakno? Besides I'm young and I just wanna have fun and explore my options. AND! Cool job brah! Do you ever get to drive around any famous people? If I was a limo driver I'd do exactly what little bow wows limo driver did. ASS RAPE! =P And don't worry about the whole name calling shit. I get it all of the time on this site. It's kinda stupid but whatever. HORSES FOR LIFE!
guitarlover Feb 13, 2012 11:56 pmRE: hi =)Wow !...ha, all I ccan say is wow !...Ok, I'd tear it up good, I got 6 inches maybe 7...ha..sorry..22 years old, that's so hot. I always liked girls younger than me. Why would i want a 47 year old has been? Young, fresh, and wild. But anyways, it's nice that you see beyond the age thing. It is true to some extent, but I'm just that way. Even if i live to 70, i'd still want a cute young beauty like you. Soft tender skin I can cuddle with. Don't worry about the guy who pissed me off, he no longer even has a profile here. It was dumb, we just got arguing over religion and he got pissed off. But to go and do what he did, he must've been really psychotic. I already forgot what his handle was. But he kept uploading pics of his Asian girlfriend and kept taunting everyone like he was all that and no one was getting laid except for him....I've talked to BV a lot and he seems like a nice guy. I've seen pics of him and he does look like someone I'd like to have a few beers with and smoke a bowl or two. ..oh, I didn't know you were moving to Illinois to be closer to BV. He needs to drink a beer or two to stop him from cumming so soon. ha ha..He gets all emotional?'re young and have your whole life ahead of you. Just please, all I ask is that you cherish every moment of your youth cause believe me, it goes by in a flash. I get depressed sometimes because of being 47 and wonder where the time went, so just a heads up. No, i haven't driven any famous people around yet, mostly business folks to LAX and back to their homes. I don't drive a stretch, just a sedan. I don't like stretches cause of the drunks and the parties. If I want to be among drunks, I'd want to be drunk should move to Cali. The mountains and the whole LA scene is pretty cool. I used to live in Redondo Beach back in 1992, but it's changed now. Anyways, thanks for being such a good sport. It's hard to find a pretty girl who's not stuck up. Do you play guitar too? View Less
Me:Subject: Hi =)I'm liking you more and more that we talk. 6 to 7 is kinda big for my little pussy =P. I haven't had a good fuck since I fucked the 55 year old. Believe it or not! He was the best fuck I had and he was so turned on by my young sexy body that he was in awe. Made fucking so much hotter. He was super freaky too! He had this really weird food fetish. Liked to stick pickles in my pussy and rub pickle juice on my titties. Sounds fucking crazy but it was hot as fuck. You smoke pot too? Hmm never struck me as the type to smoke. I'm not really much of a beer drinker. It's kinda yucky ew ew! I And I know what you mean about enjoying my youth. That's why I get all the tattoos and piercings because I'm only young once yaknow. And everything is reversable. I just like to have fun and party with the music loud yakno? I don't know how to play guitar.. don't laugh but I play the harmonica. My great grandpa taught me when I was growing up. It's a Mississippi thing yakno. You should do me a solid and steal me from BV on the boards so I have an excuse to leave him. I really don't wanna move. Now that I think about it I could be out having fun with studs like you ;) My little pacman.

guitarlover Feb 14, 2012 12:21 amRE: hi =)Mee too. We're hitting it off pretty good. I can work on the 6 inch part. I'll think of something..ha...Pickles?...whatever tickled his pickle i guess. Ok, so you don't drink beer, not a big deal, I'll wine and dine you and you'll be my little angel. I love to party even at this age cause music is my life. I took guitar lessons when i was 14 years old, and it's the joy of my life. I like Joe Satriani and Steve Vai, but I'm sure you like a more contemporary type of music that you can dance too. I'd love to see you dnace hot !!!!!...I'd love to teach you basic guita. I can just vision you and I close together while i take your hand and place it in all the right spots. ; )....I'll woo you on the boards, no problem. Yeah, think about it and maybe you'll move here to Calif. We can get an apartment together. It'll be fun. View Less
Me:Subject: Hi =)Ohh I thought you said you were from Florida? And you should call me Tbone. Kinda sexy for such a soft girl to have such a hard name yakno? Maybe one day we could get to know each other better and I'll come out there and stay with you a weekend. Tell me about all the things we would do =) 
Me:Subject: Hi =)I'm pretty excited to see what you look like. I bet you're fucking sexy. Everything about you screams alpha and fuck me! 
 guitarlover Feb 14, 2012 01:03 amRE: hi =)Ha ha...I'll try to send a pic soon. I'll keep you posted. BV is pissed...hee... I kinda hate to do this to him cause he's a nice guy. But for you, anything...
Me:Subject: Hi =)Awwww I can't way baby.. now?
  guitarlover Feb 14, 2012 01:15 amRE: hi =)Now? That'll be a little difficult. Give me some time to work this out. I'd love to though. Man, I could fuck you so hard right now.
Me:Subject: Hi =)Difficult? Don't you have just one you could show me? =(
guitarlover Feb 14, 2012 01:21 amRE: hi =)Ok, give me a few.
Me: Subject: Hi =)oh my god I'm so fucking wet. Let me see my sexy man. f you send me a picture.. I'll send you one of my tight wet young pussy.
  guitarlover Feb 14, 2012 01:25 amRE: hi =)Ok, i just uploaded a pic to Ebaums and will give you the link. The pic is less than 2 years old in Florida. Will give link as soon as Ebaums finishes the uploading process
guitarlover Feb 14, 2012 01:27 amRE: hi =)Nice...I wanna's my pic....*crossing fingers...


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